"Far as I can recall, those boys had just finished playin’ themselves a gig. Now, I’m not sure what exactly happened in that dining establishment, but I do know that it led them to my shed, just a few nights ago...

    It has been some time since I fancied myself a music man, but, I tell ya, from the minute I laid eyes on those boys, I knew that the winds would be shifting course, right to billowing. Surely you’ve felt it? It’s like a signal for folks like us. A siren wailing that we just can’t ignore...

    Their name is BREAKING WIND, and they’re the last hope for The Hymnal..."