ANDY

Benedict MacIntyre / Genuinely Good Human Being / Father of Modern Interpretive Dance

“The language of light can only be decoded by the heart.” Suzy Kassem once famously said that, and our research team has come to the conclusion that she was most likely speaking of our pal, Andy. Unlike the rest of us hooligans, Andy not only possesses a moral compass, but he also has an acute understanding of what a compass actually does. In fact, statistical evidence shows that this fine fellow is likely to dethrone even our holy Keanu as "The World's Most Beloved Public Figure." Stay gold, Ponyboy.