BIGGS

Gil Albright / Kazoo Enthusiast / Certified Scorpion Trainer

Legends speak of a man so bodacious, so svelte, so aptly named, that their very presence is enough to evoke wonderment from the entire tri-state area. Well, we're not sure if that's the best way to describe Biggs, but it certainly is enough to sign for a search warrant. Rare as it may be, you can sometimes spot a wild Bigg-Boi out at the Gym, near the local hobby shop, or behind the K-Mart perfecting his secret butter recipe. Truly, he is our shining star.