Roger

Tour Manager / Production Dingus / Licensed Charles Dickens Detractor

At the end of the day, some stars are meant to shine, others are best left under a heat lamp for 2-3 hours in order to maintain a semblance of texture. Roger fits neither of these descriptions, but that doesn't bring him down, at least not publicly. Born with an unhealthy Les Paul obsession and an innate desire to spread his absurdly annoying love of Tobias Forge to the world, Roger somehow managed, instead, to bring our swarthy crew together for your entertainment. If his ADHD could only be weaponized...