ZACHIBOI FRESH

Crawford Mawson / BJJ Practitioner / President of the Official Stephanie Tanner Fan Club

Everyone's favorite uncle & mysterious interloper, now available in one convenient, sultry package! At the tender age of 17, Zack came to a realization as he stared at the splash image of Season 6, Episode 17 of Full House: "If Jodie Sweetin can become the host of a middling television dance-off competition, then surely I can at least see Failure in concert 14 times before the cruel reality of arthritis and crippling joint damage sets in!" While his realization proved to be false, it certainly strengthened his ability to craft over 60 sublime MTG decks. Silence may not be golden, but that doesn't mean it can't be beautiful.